Cheek Slaying Gospel

These Sacred Ancient Cheek Slaying Scriptures were written by our elite cheek pounding prophets. The following Cheek Slaying Scriptures shall enlighten our brothers and shall vanquish every man's SIMPING Ways. Legend has it that after mastering these ancient cheek slaying scriptures, one shall transform into a pure, cheek slaying, sex machine. Remember, my Cheek Slaying Soldiers, always carry yourself as a gentleman in the streets, and a cheek slayer in the sheets.